To a young man standing in front of a public art installation staring intently and jabbing furiously at his phone I said, "If you had a girlfriend she'd be missing you." Maybe that's why they wear headphones.

Tonight he said, "I'm gonna paint this town BLUE! Believe in Humanity!!!"  I rolled my eyes. "The saying is, I'm going to paint the town RED. Remember when red was your favorite color?" I guess I'll see him next crawling into bed at 4am. :P